Otaku Reflected Episode Three, Eva Revolution Part Thirteen Dual Slayers! Lonely! A Troubled Start! by Jared Ornstead ===== A very long time ago, someone made an important choice, a choice that could alter or destroy worlds. Had it been more recent, the change would've been less dramatic, but the choice was made a long, *long* time ago. That kind of choice has consequences. Frequently dire ones. *** It was a lonely life. At first it had not been that way. When he'd first arrived he'd been reduced to the age of six, looking like he was wearing a tent or his father's clothes, with the garments baggy and ill suited to his small frame, and the sword looking bigger than he was. The little vagabond/orphan redhaired boy had been taken in by two other redheads, both of them girls, and at first they'd got along famously. The Inverse family was one of the most talented groups of people on the planet, and he'd fit right in snugly like he'd always belonged to it. His two older playmates had soon become his sisters, insisting that anyone so bright and talented (not to mention his red hair) *had* to be an Inverse! They'd taken baths together. With him at six, Lina a few months older and Luna just barely in her double digits and with bath water so scarce (drawing it from a well was no ones idea of fun) it had been an innocent thing. As their skill in magic progressed it ceased being necessary, as any one of them could summon enough water from the air to fill a tub, but the little family ritual remained because it was so fun! They got to laugh and play and splash each other, a break here and there to actually scrub, and wash each other's red hair. Then the inheritance from their parents ran out, and Luna had to get a job waitressing, and things around the Inverse home got a little more uncontrolled with her not there to fill in as role model and substitute parent. Jared, ala Victor, had not been idle. He'd figured he'd been inserted into this time for a reason and did his best to make use of it. Simply being part of the Inverse family had led to an absolutely first rate magic education. What they couldn't teach each other could hardly fill a book of spells, and 'Victor' had some ideas that had spurred the other two on to create spells they normally wouldn't have, and they'd in turn expected the same of him. The result was a small library of family spells that no one else in the world knew, because they'd been the ones to create them. Selling one or two of them had been Jared's idea, and it brought Luna home from a portion of her hours waitressing, which made Lina more tolerable. Ordinarily, Lina Inverse was quite the spoiled child. Having been a prodigy of magic meant that she'd never really grown out of the 'gimmie' stage and learned that sometimes you can't have this or that. So she insisted and when she insisted someone usually got hurt. This did not make her popular. Luna was more powerful than her by an order of magnitude or more at this stage, so she *tried* to keep her little sister in line. But there was only so much she could do in a day, and Lina took to wandering fast, because the further she got, the further it placed her out of Luna's restraining influence, and the more she could have of what she wanted, when she wanted it. Thus was born Lina Inverse, wandering adventuress and bandit slayer, eventually earning the appellation The Enemy of All Who Live because of her extreme lack of restraint. Zefielia was a much more pleasant place with her gone from it, but the rest of the world got a handful. Things were now going a little differently. In this case, when Luna was gone, Jared was there. It helped MUCH more to have Luna there when she was, because frankly Lina wasn't interested as much in listening to her younger brother as she was hauling him enthusiastically around and either telling him to do things or trying out new spells on him. That last one actually backfired, as Lina was trying out her spells one day when Luna was gone working and had accidentally doubled Jared's age. Lina had been experimenting with a black magic spell and turned him from her delightful younger brother to almost a male duplicate of her older sister. Against someone in their thirties or more that spell would be crippling, but to Jared it was useful. And he acted so mature that soon everyone was taking that for how old he really was. Lina got really upset about that. Part of that was that he failed in her opinion to act as a younger brother should. He had all the maturity she lacked and, after that incident where she'd doubled his age, people mistakenly took him for an *older* sib all the time. This caused Lina to lose status in her own eyes and losing status was like losing anything else she coveted; She hated it. Lina was like a child in most of her temperaments and once she learned there was no reversing the spell she got mad. It was like her well beloved younger brother had been stolen and replaced by this inferior older model. This also placed her in the position of being the kid of the family again and that got her upset more than the loss of her brother, against which was also laid the guilt of this loss having been her fault. Luna *tried* to patch up the mess, but from that point further, Jared picked up alot of esoteric black magic just by being on the receiving end of it when Lina lost her temper at him, which was happening with increasing frequency. He also picked up a distaste for those spells such that he would rarely, if ever, use any, vastly preferring the elemental and white magic. Partly because white magic could put him back together after Lina was done taking him apart. That had been the start of Jared's loneliness, as Luna was taking more care to live her own life and spending less time with her sibs, feeling to some degree that he was now in charge when she was gone. Having experience with how mature he'd always acted, on some level Luna felt he was fully capable of this responsibility. Perhaps he was, but Lina wasn't willing to give it to him. And so he went adventuring on the side. Growing up an Inverse taught you all the black magic there was to know, practically. Jared didn't care to use any of it, really. But getting this early a start, he was able to see and do things he'd learned about from the show and actually got to them *before* Lina could get round to destroying them, as the sorceress seemed to do to anything that got near her in the Slayers anime. Surprisingly, Lina had managed to drive him from the house several years before she left. So he'd studied white magic in Sailune, broken in to read the private libraries of many of the most prominent practitioners, and stolen outright the spell books of a few evil villains, cooking up counterspells to the things he found there. All in a plan to make himself ready to fix whatever it was Lina broke when she finally got around to breaking it. This was because he didn't have any doubt that Lina Inverse was the reason he was in this universe. It was too improbable to think otherwise. One, she was the main character. Two, she already had a penchant for breaking things, people, and had come crazily close to adding worlds to that list more than once. Three, on his arrival he'd been dropped in her family's proverbial lap. He'd failed to alter her personality at the source, where she was growing up. Now it was only a matter of making backup plans to be ready with a contingency when eventually she screwed up and broke the world. He kept busy in the meantime. The superspy had been there when Sylphiel and Gourry first met, and had pulled some strings and now the two were hitched, happily wed with a kid on the way. There had been the time when he'd run into Zelgadis when the lad was still human, and quietly snitched a lock of hair so he'd have a sample to restore him from should the usual thing happen, cursing him with the body of a part-human chimera. Meeting Naga when she was still a flat-chested teeny bopper was a personal triumph. As a kid she was almost identical to her little sister Amelia, so he gave the princess what encouragement he could to *stay* that way - a cheerful, helpful and enthusiastic cherub instead of a brazen slut, queen of useless sorcery. His bag of useful toys called his Superspy Survival Kit had been stolen by a thief not long after his arrival, or the Inverse family *never* would've hurt for money. He'd been forced to detonate the devices remotely, to insure they didn't fall into wrong (or, seeing as how it had been a thief had stolen them to begin with, even worse) hands. So Luna gave what effort she had into waitressing to keep the family afloat, and Jared, aka Victor, did his with sending money home every so often. It kept him at a distance, but it was the only sure way he knew of to keep his growing knowledge of magical secrets out of Lina's possession. The few times he visited home Lina's tantrums left him to rely mostly on his own wits for survival, lest she got his spells. She was sweet when she wanted to be, a real pest otherwise. After one of his first adventures she got out of him one of his best, new spells that he'd been almost desperate to keep out of her grip. In spite of all his plans to say nothing nothing about it when he got there, she'd already heard something of it in the tales of his journeys. So the next time he set out, it was in disguise and with an assumed ID. Very few tales filtered back that were recognizable after that. So he was able to take some trips and spend time at home. They still didn't go all that well. Less Luna about than usual, Lina acting like a spoiled pill, and the spy playing Victor was almost ready to go bandit hunting on a permanent basis when news arrived of rewards for slaying men accused of banditry and Lina was off to a life of blowing up lots of monsters and a few large cities. Both remaining Inverses gave out heartfelt sighs of relief. Jared had been about to despair of reaching Lina to reform her (which he'd suspected since his arrival was probably his goal and the reason he was sent on this trip), and Luna hadn't had the same relationship with Lina ever since she'd had to *instruct* the young girl that she should NOT be making extra money by selling projections of her older sister bathing. Actually, Jared, ala 'Victor', got a surprise. Because in the lull right after Lina left, when Luna had just started dating local boys, Rezo the Red Priest came to town. This was the same Rezo who was considered one of the Five Great Sages of all time in that particular universe, and who eventually turned to evil because he could not let go of his obsession to receive normal sight, rather than the approximation he'd achieved using various spells. The desire Rezo felt to cure his own blindness was matched only by his frustration at being at such heights of magic that he could cure practically anyone else, just not himself of the one thing the priest had learned magic for in the first place. Jared was at the time bruised and with blotchy purple warts on his skin that had only partly faded when the priest came to town. For several years now, Lina had been trying out dangerous new spells and somehow her younger brother was one of her favorite targets, especially when he stopped being so visibly younger and their relationship switched. In spite of his searching out knowledge far and wide the little brat went far beyond him in terms of magical viciousness, and usually found holes in his defense. Rezo was short of his grand fall by some years at this point, and showed up totally unannounced with the totally unexpected gesture of healing Jared's magical injuries, left from Lina's rather exciting farewell ceremony. That kid had a temper that was going to end the world, if she didn't learn to control it. After the Red Priest had cured Jared's malady he surprised the youngster again by asking to be led to the Inverse residence. It was the sage's turn to be surprised when Jared said that was where he lived and that neither of his big sisters would be home right then. The restaurant was *happy* to let Luna go when the Red Priest asked it. Lina was rescued from an encounter where she'd learned what that time of the month meant to a girl sorceress about to base her life on her ability to prosper by sorcery, just as a gang of villains was about to show her a terrifying chase through the woods and emotionally scar her further, ever seeking new power, because she hadn't planned on what to do when her first period interrupted her ability to do battle. Luna stood quietly back when Jared came to the rescue. She explained it had something to do with the same female thing, and Lina got over a ton of her resentment as her brother saved her from the beating of her life with a few well placed fireballs. The Inverse family gathered once again, then got to the Red Priest's problem. Once preliminaries were over, he explained, and it seemed that Rezo had thought since the three were growing names in the sorcery business due solely (so far) to their research into new spells, they might be able to help him. He came at them with a commission to create a new spell, one that would cure his blindness. Lina was flattered, but turned it down, going back off to bandit hunting saying that white magic wasn't her thing. Luna didn't immediately offer a response, and Jared said that he'd be glad to take the assignment up, but they would need more resources and access to greater white magic than they had. Lina would later bite nails when she learned that her two siblings had been invited to peruse Rezo's personal library as long as they kept trying to develop a cure for him. Jared was actually quite surprised when Luna offered to come along, but was glad for it. The big surprise was that he'd always considered Lina his assignment and that wasn't the sister he was getting along with. So the Inverse family moved to Sairaag, where Rezo had hidden the great library he'd saved and developed over a lifetime of magical research and study. Lina would bite nails in half. She'd do worse if she ever found out he'd later managed to wrangle out of a dragon permission to read some of the actual Claire Bible - for two years of solid perusal. But that came after Jared, with his sister Luna's help, broke the news to Rezo the reason he couldn't open his eyes was that he'd had the bad luck to have the world's worst demon sealed up inside them. It wasn't so much a question of how to open the eyes as how to get the nice Rezo from living as the demon's reincarnated shell if they *did* succeed. A troublesome problem. But once it was out in the open, the two of them plus Luna put their heads together, between them actually figuring out and executing a plan to eliminate and destroy the demon fragment that had been sealing the Red Priest's eyes shut since birth. With a lot of work and research, his sight bestowed, his lifelong quest completed, Rezo rededicated himself to good and went on a redoubled quest to do good deeds and heal people wherever he went. All of these were mere sidelines for Jared, but they kept the unexplained mission from driving him batty. He had NO idea why the Agency had warped him in so early. Back before Lina had done the age doubling spell on him Lina got the last of his superspy toys, the One True Watch, and destroyed that trying to figure out how it worked, leaving Jared to wonder how the Agency would *ever* find him again to eventually pull him out. Because it was beginning to look like he'd been sent to take up permanent residency. All these years had been a long time to wait. Just to fill the time after curing Rezo, Jared went about doing good deeds until the people had taken to calling him the White Priest, and there was talk of adding him as the Sixth Great Sage of all time. Then he ran into Lina again. By then she was very full of herself, even more so than when she'd left their cottage in Zefielia. The White Priest always wore a mask, so his features were unknown in reference to that glory, and Lina only knew him as her little brother she could pick on. He left her with a curse that turned her into a small, white mouse every time she used magic, after blasting her within an inch of her life. Then he 'happened across' her as the White Priest, and healed her burns and injuries while giving her a partial treatment for the curse - a bottle of pills that would turn her back to normal. Jared figured that by the time she was through with the bottle she would've learned a little humility after transforming into a mouse a few hundred times, and it was automatic that the experience would teach a little restraint to the girl. Or so he assumed. In this case, it actually turned out to be correct. It helped alot to readjust her worldview that "sweet, kind and innocent young Victor" had blasted her viciously on first sight, teaching the sorceress that bad deeds *can* come back to haunt you. She *really* hadn't connected her treatment of him with the possibility of creating a grudge. Victor didn't think like that, he didn't *hold* grudges. Being the sole exception to that was a little frightening to the girl. The newly healed sorceress went on a LONG succession of losing fights after that, as there is something that hampers your style about turning into a helpless creature every time you use your spells, and compared to some people out there, she really wasn't that hot a swordswoman. But Jared was confused. What he didn't know, and couldn't explain, was why he stayed on plane afterwards. It wasn't like the Agency, not like them at all, to leave him in place where he was no longer needed. It was near to driving him crazy with worry. Lina *couldn't* cast the Giga Slave. A spell that powerful would transmute her into a mouse before she'd even *started* to cast it. The moment she decided to act on the desire the curse would react. And, without the Giga Slave, she was about as helpless to destroy the world as anyone normally was. So why was he still left in place? It *wasn't* because he was happy. Sure, he had a certain amount of fame when he chose to employ it, but true happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige. It only comes through relationships with people you love and respect, and Jared had neither. So, he settled down in some town in Zefielia, creating a home base of sorts for the White Priest that incidentally caused the population to swell dramatically when the word got out. Then he did his best to keep busy. It surprised him totally when Luna showed up one day. The eldest sister of the Inverse family showed up, and without explanation bought a small restaurant and settled down to do business. Sometime the next year a battered and poor young waif dragged herself in, got cleaned up, and took a waitressing job. That was how Lina returned to the Inverse family household. Even after curing her curse her confidence remained shattered. It was the harsh kind of lesson life teaches, that no matter how tough you are something can _always_ bring you down. And after you've been treated that harshly it's difficult to use harshness against others as callously, if you've got any human feeling in you. After that the family began to heal somewhat. Jared had a nice room above the restaurant. There were shelves crammed with all sorts of books (though the spell grimores usually wandered off to Lina's room), a nice mirror (magic, of course), a good, soft, plush bed and enough of the essentials to get by on. In all it seemed pretty normal for a boy magic user. Luna called him down from bed. It had been some time since the early pre dawn practice forays with the Saotomes on that first assignment, and the late night study sessions with his assignment lately had turned him into a slug abed. Yawning, he cast a quick cantrip that spread swirling waves of water over his body and under his clothes, washing him and them completely in moments. Then he cast another to dry himself, and the room from what little splash it got, then it was downstairs to eat before the morning breakfast rush. As usual, Lina was at the table, having transformed into a quiet bookworm not unlike Sailor Mercury in character. Jared didn't claim to understand it. Once again Luna went through the morning ritual she'd developed of asking Jared about his nonexistent love life, then she pestered him when there was nothing new since yesterday. With a sly glance at Lina, Jared claimed to be allergic to love letters, getting a rising blush and stammer from the young sorceress. With breakfast over, the two sisters went back to their rooms to change for their jobs working the restaurant by day, excusing Jared to grab his pack (a normal one, all his special superspy gear had proved impossible to replace or replicate in this world) and ran off to the abbey. The growing town had a first rate magical education establishment. The abbey Jared went to was not one of the best, but it was tolerable and more importantly had a good lab that he could use privately. Since Luna's restaurant didn't, and he didn't feel much like using his powers openly when not in White Priest guise, that mattered. The fact that Luna had enrolled him there as a student wasn't flattering, but it did help him slip in some limited social interaction. Not much, but there was a reason for that. On the road climbing the hill where the abbey lay, Jared flinched as an independent tracking, fast attack, armor piercing rocket splintered the cobbled road behind him, sending flakes of shattered cobblestone flying with lethal intensity everywhere as the explosive power of the high-tech missile detonated. Several of the schoolgirls laughed at him. Jared sighed, looking out over the city from the vantage the abbey's hill gave him. To *him*, in the middle of the city there were two giant robots fighting. Around them were power lines and asphalt roads under concrete buildings, as the two wrestled with terrible intensity, smashing all around them. To everyone else there was nothing but fields and ordinary houses. He could see them, but nobody else could. Sighing again, he resumed the walk up the hill. Bits of stone pattered down through him without effecting him in the least. It was like an illusion, except he knew, and had been tested by all the best mages he could consult, that there was nothing actually there. It was wearing his battle reflexes raw to go about life ignoring these battles as they cropped up from time to time. His classmates felt he was a weirdo. While he *could* have gone White Priest mode to overawe the lot of them, there was little satisfaction in it. He wanted friends, not sycophants. And troublesome as it was to endure their mockery it would be even more empty to endure their praise. Getting to the abbey, Jared changed with the rest, throwing on a white robe above his daily wear in the entry chamber. Then they went to the divided classrooms and let the mages who would be teaching them give the lectures of the day. He ducked and stiffened up when a cannon chewed through the stone of the building he was in, but at least he was no longer casting defensive spells against these startling, but otherwise harmless, visions. It was a trip to see his classmates walking through big piles of rubble like they weren't there, however. Well, he'd done the tests. They *weren't* there. Then it was time for individual study, and Jared was off to his lab for private time. In there was his current pet project. He'd observed that the best magic weapon available in this world was sadly incapable of hurting the worst monsters. So he was creating the Claire Blade. It was in the early stages, not much more than a framework now, and certainly could use more work. Part of the reason why his classmates viewed him as so ordinary was that most of his magic got spent each day investing this. He was left with so little he was actually seen as one of the slower students. He adjusted his experiment, cast today's final spell, then got dressed to go home. Between one thing and another, he'd turned sixteen, marking ten years he'd spent in this world. He was actually starting to worry that the Agency had forgotten him, as it had been nothing but silence since his arrival. Privately, he sometimes worried that he'd gotten lost, that he'd not landed in the right world, or that something else was not right about this. In all these he was wrong, but he worried. He left the abbey and walked right through a concrete utility pole that wasn't there, cutting across the athletics fields toward home. Then he went back and returned the plain white robe he'd worn for the day. Someone met him there. Mitsuki Sanada was the most popular girl in the entire town, and half the kingdom as well. She was attractive, intelligent, nice (when she cared to be), had a wealthy father and a smile that was lethal. Miss Sanada was also witty, good to her friends, and did we mention attractive? Good, it needed to be said twice. She was also the type of girl that had raised the polite turn down to an art form. In her place a girl had to. She was receiving proposals for dates on a level that would have made every other girl jealous if Mitsuki didn't have the charming habit of turning a boy's attentions politely away toward her friends and fellow girls. It need not be said that the girls loved her for this. As she was just reaching the age when marriage was most easily considered, there was a growing force of the most persistent and prosperous boys, in the magical school run by the abbey, that felt they were worthy to date her and were only waiting for an opening. The fact that they balanced each other in a kind of standoff was something that gave Mitsuki some breathing room as well as peace of mind. Half the attendance at the abbey's school was because she went there. The boys to be near her, and the girls to receive handoffs from Mitsuki of the boys who were near her. The abbey had a marriage rate that was downright stunning. More attended because of that, and it was Luna's primary reason in enrolling Jared. Mitsuki walked down the hall with the sort of poise of a girl in full health, confident of herself and at peace with the world. A pair of boys who'd been chatting on the stairs about the daily events of their lives stopped to watch her pass, and didn't look away or speak until she had turned a corner on her way. Whereupon they sighed, blushes risen on their cheeks, and made the sort of comments expected of boys knowing they can look but never have a particularly awesome prize. In Mitsuki's wake this was a normal, everyday occurrence. Miss Sanada was walking to the changing room at the entrance to the abbey. It was nothing unusual or fancy, and properly ought to be called a robing room, as that was where students and faculty put on and removed the white robes they wore during daily sessions. As the robes were worn *over* a person's clothes, this was about as thrilling as watching a person change shoes, ie, not much. Well, you had to be *really* hentai, and those people got expelled. Jared was just hauling the tent of slightly yellowed cotton off over his head when he heard a voice call his name. "Victor Inverse?" "Only my sisters call me Victor." He replied, hauling the fabric off the rest of the way. When he saw who it was he involuntarily blushed. Mitsuki Sanada = Most Popular Girl in... anywhere he could think of. Most Popular Girl vs Talking to Me = Logical Conclusion. "I'm sorry, am I in your way?" He moved to be standing not where he'd been standing before, in case by some strange miracle he had a robe locker near enough hers to block it where he'd been standing. Hmm, if that was the case he could sell it to any guy in school... Mitsuki was gazing on him intently, with a strange expression on her face. It wasn't adoration and it wasn't love, both of which he recognized and neither had any reason to be present here. Then he identified it: She wanted something from him and was trying to be nice about getting it. Scheming, but without the usual barbs to it. She presented him with an honest and somewhat friendly smile. "I'm sorry. That was the name on your school records, and the one on the book entitled Technology. A fiction of a world without magic, right?" He eyed her warily, guards up. "Yah." He begrudged. If Mitsuki noticed she went unperturbed by the latent hostility of a soul in the anguish of being alone. An anguish that perversely kept those who felt it from *not* being alone by turning away those casual acquaintances that might eventually turn into friends. She smiled, an expression offering warmth and friendship. In *return* for something, he was sure, but an offer like that rarely gets made twice, much less a third time. She asked. "So what do your friends call you?" "Jared." He was still on one word replies, though thawing, recognizing that whatever this was it was better than an evening alone with his books again. "Have you got many friends?" She inquired. Jared shook his head softly. "Not at the moment." Mitsuki paused, as if tasting the words. "Well, *Jared*, do you really make all that technology stuff up, or do you really see things, like the girls around school have said?" In response he yelled. "Gah!" and plastered himself to the ground as an explosion ripped through the chamber where they were standing. Predictably nothing happened, and he blinked up through his arms crossed over his head to see Mitsuki standing calmly where floor level should be over what looked to him like a torn up crater. It didn't help that he could *hear* the roar of the shells as well as the explosions. Half the time he could swear he could even smell them, but he knew that at least was in his mind. "Can I take that for a yes?" Mitsuki asked. Jared nodded, unable to speak. His highly trained combat reflexes were nothing but a detriment in the face of this kind of stimulus. Mitsuki had taken her robe off earlier, before tracking him down and coming here. So she stood with hands clasped and asked him. "So, what's happening now?" Jared sighed softly, knowing he'd get teased for this. Man, he hated this world! "The abbey is damaged in many places, the entry hall is in ruins. There's been a battle going on all day between a pair of giant robots, those are like golems, and there's damage all over town." "What do the robots look like?" He looked out over the city. He could see them clearly, but how to describe them to a person who didn't even know what a light bulb was? "One looks like a giant woman in white armor, wearing heeled boots that come to her knees. The other is more artificial, with a tube for spitting fireballs running through the heart of its body and both arms composed of weapons. The one with all the weapons is black, and the woman robot fighting it is using her empty hands, no spells, no swords or anything. She's just grappling and throwing punches. That she's been fighting like this all day long speaks well of her endurance, but she is taking the brunt of the damage. Why?" "Why?" Mitsuki blinked, disarmed, then smiled to reassure him. "I'm interested." Warning bells were going off, but his social senses were dulled by inactivity these past years and warning was muted, as if at a great distance. He didn't notice it. Still on some level it must have registered somewhat. He blushed. "Ah, Mitsuki... I mean, Miss Sanada..." Her smile returned. "So you know my name." He nodded, fearful, but power was just starting to trickle back through part of his brain that hadn't been used in years. His emotional batteries had run dry ages ago, especially in the face of his rather troubled family life. He hadn't lied to Rei Ayanami, there were aspects of his personality that ran on affection like it was fuel. It was the social aspects, primarily. Lacking a source of that while laboring hard at first to help Lina had been like chugging uphill until he ran on empty. Since then he'd been mostly shut inside of himself. Realizing that she needed more a response than a nod, he told her simply. "You're famous." "So are you." Was her well schooled reply. In better times that would've been worth a wry smile, now it elicited a frown. "But not in a good way." He retorted, turning to walk out the entrance hall and *not* steer around the rubble. Mitsuki joined him and took his arm, causing the warning bells to go off at a volume where he actually *heard* them, in a metaphorical sense. Jared stopped, not realizing they were now standing where the entire practice field could see them. He just looked at Mitsuki puzzled, and she smiled and took off, dragging him along and behind her. "Come on! You can walk me home." ~Input registered.~ Stirred a very long dormant portion of his mind, waking up at the trickle it was receiving. ~Okay, reliability of affection source has yet to be determined, but probably is quite low. Ooooh, but it feels good anyway!~ A warrior bulging with muscles placed his sword against the side of a small boulder, leaving it there still for a couple of heartbeats, then his back muscles bulged as he twisted and went from nothing to having cleft the boulder in two. As he was wiping sweat away with a grin (you never know what your sword could become trapped in during battle, so this was an exercise valuable for those few who could do it), his moment of triumph was interrupted by the next muscle man in line, who was standing with his blade slung casually over a shoulder as he watched a pair cross the practice field. "Hey, look." Another part of the action on the field paused as a pair of sorcerers ceased practice with fireballs hung suspended in the air. "...Hey, isn't that delusional idiot with..." Men in the robes of apprentices stopped, others wearing the guild crests of town watch in training stared. Archers standing at their shooting range ceased looking toward their targets. The question got asked over and over again. "Say, who is that guy with Mitsuki Sanada?" All attention focused one way. As they got further into the field more and more things paused. This was not unusual for Mitsuki so she didn't notice it, but there were ominous undercurrents growing this time. She was about to start asking more about the things he saw when a wedge of assorted schoolboys marched by. Somehow Jared went missing into the middle of it, hauled by heavy arms. "Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!" The redhaired boy went tearing off down the street, vaulting a small row of bushes and charging through a lemonade stand that wasn't there, the burliest men on campus chasing after him with swords swinging. Fireballs were flung around him and arrows were falling all across his path. "How DARE you *touch* our Mitsuki!!!!" Jared was one of the top spell users on that era, he had also allowed himself to get in the habit of draining himself ridiculously dry trying to hurry along the work with that sword, a weakness he resolved *never* to get caught in again! "But I didn't do anything!!" "LIAR!! How could you run away like this if you had a clear conscience?" Jared didn't bother to turn, shouting aloud while he focused all of his attention on how to run. "Are you CRAZY!!? ANYBODY seeing the expressions on your faces would flee in terror!" He flipped over an orange cart, vaulting off of the roofed structure like a gymnast and landing by a chimney to go roof hopping away, arrows and spells falling around him. Jared chose a good moment shielded by explosions and slid down the far side of a peaked roof, the slant hiding him until a small winged creature appeared and started shouting with a finger pointed at Jared. "He's here! He's here, master! He's here!" Jared might not be able to fireball it just now, but he made a good try of spitting it on his sword just the same. Then he was off running like mad with *other* summoned creatures hounding him just short of the mob of outraged fellow students vowing to kill him for having thought defiling thoughts of their beloved Mitsuki. Jared had worked up such a good head of steam that he'd run along the *side* of a convenient wall making a sharp turn to avoid his pursuers, when at the other end of the alley appeared a group of musclebound swordsmen from the school, having somehow gotten ahead of him in the wild and twisty chase. Archers appeared on every roof, arrows pointed down at him. Golems rose up from the street. Jared was just about to give himself up for dead when Mitsuki appeared, opening the door of a shop from within and hauling him inside by the arm. The door closed behind and the store was soon surrounded by villainous schoolboys. Then they saw what that shop *sold* and broke away, crying wet sounding sobs of grief as some of the boys split up and went their separate ways. Others, more determined, hung around the shop, breathing heavily on the windows as some cried and others got the world's worst nosebleeds. Inside the store, Mitsuki leaned away from peeking around the curtain of a window display of shapely female carvings modeling very frilly lace underwear and smiled at Jared. The redhead had a face the color of red apples and was fixed in gazing up at the ceiling, the only safe place to look in here. The girl giggled, taking him by the hand and leading him into the back of the shop. Moans and cries of distress could be heard from the boys at the shop front as their idol led the most *un*eligible bachelor in town back behind the racks and racks of assorted female underthings, and out of view. "Thank you, come again." Mitsuki closed the door to the service entrance at the back of the shop behind them, having first checked to make sure it was clear before she'd led Jared out of it. She enjoyed the rather helpless look of embarrassment presently on his face. "I'm sorry. I had no idea they would react like that." Mitsuki apologized. Jared was struggling to breathe, looking more red in the face now than before, after having an up close and personal look at half the stock in the store as the girl had searched around waiting for the assault force to lose heart and interest. She had even made a small purchase out of politeness to the store owner for the providing them a timely refuge. "Is this your first time in a lingerie shop?" Mitsuki bent close to tease when Jared still couldn't answer. His blush fled as he resumed some control of himself. "Of course it is! If I went around going into lingerie shops people would treat me like a *real* weirdo!" Mitsuki's reply was to make a happy noise, then take him by the arm again to lead him off down the street. "Perhaps I should apologize further. I hadn't meant to make your life at school any harder. But I think I should say, I do not think of you as a weirdo." He cocked his head away skeptically. "Miss Mitsuki, I do not mean to say that I'm not glad you're talking to me. But why are you? You are doing a very determined job of being my friend, and I can't kid myself that it's because of my looks or social standing." She made an agreeing grunt that sounded very cute. "True, about the social standing part. If you'd smile more you might be handsome, but that is not why I wanted to speak to you. You see, I read that book of yours." Mitsuki was looking at the cobblestones of the road ahead, not self conscious, but not revealing much either. Then she brought her head up in a gesture that tossed her hair and returned to smiling at him. "I am very interested." Jared looked at her askance, but was too desperate for any kind of fellow contact with someone not actively in conflict or struggling with their own problems to turn this chance up. He sighed. "Okay, lead on." Mitsuki Sanada had lovely brown hair that fell straight to her waist in back. She also had a shapely figure and wide eyes. But it was less for those qualities, nice as they were, than for the fact that she had a witty, level head that made her so sought after. There were any number of bubble headed beauties around, with figures as voluptuous and hair as long as you could ask. Most of them could also manage to roast their house instead of a meal they'd been cooking or cause the nail polish to explode in a freak alchemical reaction. Some also laughed like crazed loons at all hours. No, one of the reasons why Mitsuki was so valuable was she did *not* fly off the handle unreasonably, thought things through, and generally made much fewer messes than she cleaned. Rarer qualities than one might think, on whichever world. A man might marry Miss Sanada knowing with firm heart that she'd cost him less than she'd save, either in headaches or in gold pieces. Compared to other girls where you may as well set your home on fire and leap from a tower to save yourself the time and emotional expense at delaying the inevitable, she was quite a find. More than her mere attractiveness and rich father would otherwise indicate. Unfortunately, to most men's minds at least, she'd also gotten very, very good at defending herself from unwanted proposals, mostly heading them off before they were even given. The fact that Jared was enjoying his conversation with her was a given, once the initial distrust had passed, and that went away quickly when she showed no reason to support it any longer. Along the way he'd sprung for ice cream cones and Mitsuki was halfway through her double fudge ripple just as he was finishing off the scoop of pumpkin and was getting to the chocolate chip. Several times he'd had to catch a dribble right before it fell as he was enjoying their talk so much he almost failed to remember to eat. "Here we are." Miss Sanada said, pausing before a big house with an open gate. Jared stopped, their most recent topic fleeing his mind as he partook of the view of the mansion before him. It qualified her as part of the minor nobility at least, and probably a touch more, seeing the quality that had to have been behind the laying of the stones. It was far from the largest place he'd ever seen, but managed to exude an aura of quiet care and a gentle touch better than places many times the size. It was beautiful. "You live here?" He said with a touch of disbelief. That disbelief fled in an instant as he considered things. Yes, she and this house went together like a hand and glove. Their auras matched from the ground up. "Yes, this is my home." Jared turned to look more fully at her, expecting to say goodbye, when she leaned more close and said. "I would like to hear about this more in depth. Would you like to come inside? My father wants to see..." "So YOU'RE the one!!!" The front double doors both sprang instantly open and a man ran through gesturing widely enough that he took up the space to fill both frames. Suddenly Jared was enfolded in the man's glomp, and the lanky gentleman was rubbing their faces together. "Thank you for coming! I'm overcome with emotion. You're the chosen one alright! You even *feel* good!" As the man's scratchy, almost bearded face was rubbed against Jared repeatedly in a display of affection normally reserved for pets and children, Jared tensed up and shouted. "He's a PERVERT!!" No, he was not a pervert. He was just a mad scientist. Hey, they were fairly common in the Slayers world. The basement was filled with one of those labs that look basically the same through their limited variations that didn't precisely alter whether the scientist in question used science or magic to reach his ends. There were the tubes, copper wire, weird looking devices, piles of paper, strangely shaped silver dishes, clusters of beakers, books, all the essentials. The omnipresent restraining device was in this case a not so typical electric chair rather than the far more traditional operating table, but the straps served just as well. Two guesses as to who was in the straps. Jared was surprised the guy could move so fast. He darted around like a lizard when he felt like it. The redhead judged the man at a touch over six feet and not quite as lanky as a bean pole, but on the thin side. Rather than gawky, the guy looked imposing in spite of his rather unkempt appearance. Three days growth on the beard, at least. His black hair was medium longish for a guy, but stood straight up like a shock of black grass more than like hair which would normally hang down. There was also a small pair of tiny lens glasses serving to decorate the man's rather finely formed nose. What scared Jared was that the man didn't *look* mad, so much as... driven. There was a look to those with no touch with reality, and a whole different cast to them that had a good grasp of it, yet were devoted such that their mental tasks utterly superseded all the mundane physical ones like taking care of himself. Jared knew, because he could be like that himself at times. The scientist stepped in front of him, waving a finger admonishingly. "That's right. I haven't introduced myself." He placed a hand on his chest. "I am Mitsuki's father, magical researcher Ken Sanada, age 49. I specialize in dimensional theory." ~Uh oh. This sounded ominous.~ The scientist started to go through a number of heartfelt poses. "At present, I work at a Mage Guild as an assistant instructor. While I pour my heart's blood into the research of my own projects!" Jared blinked, surprised. Then sweatdropped, trying to avert disaster. "No way. I'd place you late thirties at *most!* Was there some technique you've found that lets you stay a younger age?" ~Like the one Rezo has? I admit, he's got a real whopper of a doozy on that line that keep him in his prime. Trouble with *that* spell is you have to reach your prime first, and I haven't met mine yet.~ Ken Sanada blinked, still in Jared's face. "Oh, I look young for my age? You're very smooth with words, I must say." The man assumed a hands on hips position to throw back his head and laugh. His daughter appeared behind him, hands clasped in apology where her daddy couldn't see it. Aw, heck. It'd been a great trap. He forgave her with a shrug and a slight smile while counting up the scraps of magical power that had accumulated in the short time that passed since he'd exhausted himself at the school. Not enough for anything. Ken Sanada finished his belly laugh, approaching Jared again while pulling a small portrait in a frame from his pocket and showing it to the boy. "Incidentally, my wife's name is Ayuko, isn't she a beauty? I like to brag about her." He paused, and Jared realized most of this conversation was going on in the old man's mind. "What's that? Where is she now, you ask?" In response to nothing either young person had said, the scientist began to cry while holding the portrait close to his face. "A - Y - U - K - O!!! Ayu - u - ko! Come back to me, please. Ayuko!" In the midst of his whimpering sobs, Mitsuki slipped the portrait out of his fingers and tore it into tiny pieces, looking more embarrassed at his antics than Jared would've thought possible, given that her father was only witnessed by her and an experiment subject, after all. As she was tearing it up, Mitsuki painfully said in spite of her embarrassment. "Dad, get over that two-timing twit of a woman who ran off with another man!" Ken Sanada seized her, causing the girl to forget her embarrassment for a moment in total surprise. That man could move fast! "Mitsuki!" The desperate man demanded, holding her firmly by the shoulders and still crying. "You'll always be here for me, won't you? Won't you?" She accepted that with a cute but strained expression. "Of course, dad." Well, Jared got to see where she got her emotional strength from. She's probably had to be shoring up her father most her life. That would teach strength to anyone, if it didn't snap them first. Actually, she appeared to be doing quite well. Compared to other lunatics Jared had met this Ken Sanada was fairly stable. Likable, even, in a mad scientist sort of way. A bit like Washu even. Ahh, the memories... Jared cleared his throat to get their attention. "Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but did you kidnap me for a reason? Or am I just here to meet the family?" The two Sanadas separated instantly to face Jared once again. "Oh, but we haven't kidnapped you!" Mitsuki pled with clasped hands before her chest. "It was only necessary so that father could take your readings for his work! We'll let you go in a moment." Ken Sanada was already at a bank of instruments, waving a wand around his back over Jared as he worked. All sorts of alchemical apparatus were reacting to this stimulus, but Mr. Sanada was watching these results with evident displeasure. "Hmm, I see. This is truly a dull readout. You're too darned normal." Sanada threw the wand against the instruments in disgust. "You're average and without character." Jared hazarded a guess that was the Agency protections laid upon him, producing a dull reading when the facts were quite the opposite. Ken Sanada was already in his face again. The man was greased lightning! "Why do you see visions of robots? Where did you learn about this... technology?" Jared was silent a long moment, suddenly filled with dozens of true responses that would doubtless get him into trouble, and not a single, reassuring, false one to get him out. He glanced away, unable to face Ken Sanada. The mad scientist smiled a grin of victory. The man was then pacing around the chamber and ranting. "The recent rash of hens laying two-yolked eggs! Milk going sour before it's a day old! The rise of monster influence! Even the society shunning my theories!!" He shouted, in their obvious order of important to himself. "Ultimately, there is a reason for all of these!" He whirled his fist in the air, then twirled to face Jared, putting his hands over the redheads arms held down by straps. "In short, this series of phenomena is directly due to the effects of a parallel world upon our own! Inverse, all that you have seen thus far are visions of this parallel world!!!" At this emotional climax Mr Sanada hit a large red button, causing the silver dishes to close in around Jared, who could now see they were some part of a focusing array. Well, at least the guy came up with his *own* excuse so Jared didn't have to say much. Some of it fit, actually. Heaven certainly knew *he* knew there were alternate dimensions. Seeing one wasn't too far a stretch. Mitsuki cocked her head at him and frowned slightly, puzzled. "You're certainly taking this very calmly." She observed. Jared shrugged within his bonds. "Put yourself in my place. Lured by a cute girl into the clutches of an eccentric and possibly dangerous magical scientist. If you were to learn all they intended to do with you was tell you about parallel world theories it would be almost relaxing compared to the alternatives. Something similar happened to my sister once and the guy wanted to chop her head off and give her the body of a monster chimera. This is tame." Mitsuki blinked in honest surprise. Jared made himself comfortable within his bonds, smiling at her. She smiled in return. Her father was already walking toward a lifesize statue of a fat and portly man about a foot shorter than the eccentric mage. The wood carving was defaced on every surface with slander against the man it portrayed. Mr. Sanada fingered a particularly vile curse carved in the bald forehead of the wooden man, saying aloud. "Magic begins with ideas. Research mages like myself are expected to prove their theories by producing workable magic." He clenched a fist in rage, then glanced around and had suddenly acquired a inked quill which he was using to outline a new reproach into the wooden man's face. "I'll show that no-proof, all-mouth, crack magician Rara!" The implement was gone and Mr Sanada was walking calmly toward Jared from the opposite side of the room. "You're going to go to the parallel world to prove my theory, in my Super Ultra Deluxe Parallel World Transporter!" He clenched a happy fist. Jared smiled cutely up at him. "Can't we just call it a Dimension Spanner? It's much simpler." Mr. Sanada considered this, concluding. "Okay." Mitsuki shyly whispered in her father's ear. "Dad, didn't you say this machine wasn't finished yet?" Her father answered back, not bothering to keep his voice down much. "Oh, there's nothing to fear. He's going to a parallel world. My counterpart will be on the other side... probably." "Probably?" Mitsuki worried. Her father shrugged. "If he approaches the other me for help, he should be able to return him to this world." "Should be?" She worried more. Her father leaned close, with an insistent whisper. "This is ME we're talking about, after all." "Oh!" She slapped a fist in her palm, worries gone. "That's right." Ken Sanada had done one of those lightning dashes of his and hand both hands on a lever, straining with emotions at this great and climactic moment. "You'll see Rara! I'll be the one to prove a parallel world!" Mitsuki was using both hands to push her father back, restraining him and shouting. "Don't give me that! You're over doing it! You said you were only going to take his physical examination today!" Her father relaxed, putting a hand to his forehead and backing off. "Oh yeah. Sorry. I guess I got carried away." Jared was quite enjoying this little comedy routine. The girl sighed, folding her arms and seating herself now that the crisis was passed. "He's such a handful." She mourned aloud. Unfortunately, she chose to seat herself on the lever her father had been pushing. A whine began building as it was depressed and all sorts of lights and blinking things started to make their presence known. The disk Jared's chair was strapped to started to glow and a reverse waterfall of green and yellow light began to fall upward around him. Mitsuki's father was incoherent, trying to tell her what she'd done yet stammering too greatly to get past the first syllable. Mitsuki looked at him in surprise, trying to figure out what the matter was. The waterfall up upward flowing light had turned from a slight shower into streams. "M... Mitsuki! You've flipped the transporter lever!" "You're kidding!" She hopped up when she realized where she was. "Release Inverse quickly!" "Right!!" She started screaming, and the world went out. It was all too silly, he hadn't the heart to tell them that Rezo would soon be dropping by looking for him. They had some plans about recent monster raids to discuss. *** After an unusually graphic dimensional transport sequence, where he fell like Alice through a bunch of symbols and past some shapes, the superspy reappeared in the same lab. Or it looked the same, at first glance that is. But a closer inspection revealed grime and dust such that it hadn't seen any serious use in years. That meant either of two things, it had failed utterly at the dimension transport, substituting a time warp instead, or that it *had* actually worked and he was in another world where Mr. Sanada didn't work in his basement very much. The floor was too grimy to tell tracks, not that Jared was very good at it anyhow. But when there was enough dust it was easy to see for anyone who thought to look. The kind of stuff on the basement floor was too rough a surface for him to tell anything. Well, let's see, disjoint the thumb, wiggle out of that restraining band. Get an arm free and then work on the other belts. Not something you can do when there is someone there to stop you, but easy enough when alone, if a bit painful. Honestly, the leather was so long since it'd been cared for he might've been able to tear free. That done, he did a quick reconnoiter of the rest of the house. Pristine shape, almost perfect in its housekeeping. This was not a place without a woman wise in the ways of how to keep her home, and who also had the time to do it. Power sockets, light switches, toaster, and microwave oven... It wasn't until he was outside and had walked into a concrete utility pole that he gave enough credence to the idea that the cities were laid out identically, adapting only for the fact that magic was used in one, and technology in the other. What were fields and gardens in one were parking and garages here. Add traffic lights and utility poles, bridges, crosswalks and paved streets, gutters, mailboxes, and more... It felt alot more crowded while remaining mostly the same place. Technology required alot more stuff. The superspy looked around himself, smiled wide and mused. ~When do you call a madman mad? When his theories work, or when they don't?~ He set off down the street, humming happily to himself. Then he noticed there were no other people about. So he started looking for some. He found something much better. He found a resupply depot. Oh *they* didn't call it that, of course. But what they did call it was immaterial. It had the raw materials to recreate his Superspy Survival Kit, and once he'd discovered this he was once again equipped as he used to be. That enabled him to leave payment on the counter for the parts he took. This hadn't worked in the Slayers universe, but it was working here. He had only to flip open Cell Slicer and he was reporting in, almost weeping at being able to do so. "Central, this is Skysaber. I'm back in contact. I fear my assignment failed and I got lost in the wrong world. Please advise." He checked his watch face. The replies were usually printed there. He trembled with emotion as the words began to scroll past. "Skysaber, this is Central. You are on location where we intended for you to be. Preparatory period now completed, assignment begins now. Report to these coordinates and await developments. P.S. You have always been where we intended for you to be. You can never be where we can't find you." The watch screen was now blinking with an address. Jared had to wipe the glad tears from his eyes as he ran there. *** Author's Notes: Hiya! Well, I'm back to writing again. Good thing, too. It hurts when I'm not able to. We'll get back to more on the Eva cast later. But I'm back in the saddle again. Back where a friend is a friend... Hurray for our side!