Otaku Reflected Episode Three, Eva Revolution Part Six A Superspy in the Knight by Jared Ornstead ===== Jared vaulted over a low wall, cradling a rifle close by his side as the surfaces around him pinged with other's missed shots. Rolling across the ground he yanked a grenade from off his bandoleer using his off hand and pulled the pin with his teeth, tossing the object in the direction of his foes as he scrambled for cover. He sprang up and shot a row of his attackers before ducking back behind a post and dropping. The superspy was about to spider crawl under a web work of branches when four grenades rolled to a stop before his face. They exploded. Jared emerged coughing from the rolling clouds of multicolored smoke, covered in four colors of paint and tearing off his protective face mask. His classmates let up a cheer of victory. Priss was applauding as well. "Very good, Jared." She shot him a point and a grin. "Even the best can be brought down by numbers." She turned a nasty smirk to the rest of the class. "So now that you've had a chance to play bullies, let's divide you up into teams and play some 'Divide and Slaughter'. Where the *rest* of you get to find out what it's like to be outnumbered." Massive groans ensued. "Rei, what is it?" One of the half-angel clone's new friends asked. For the first time since she had begun thawing, the girl was sitting stiffly frozen, staring off into space. Well, not exactly space. One of her other friends followed her gaze. "Jared? Why are you staring at him for? I mean, he's a hunk, but you're as much of a hero as he is. You just haven't gotten as good a chance to fight is all." Struggling, the clone answered. "Jared abilities are superior to mine in piloting. It is not the cause of my attention in this case, however." "So what's the drool for?" A third friend asked. All three quieted instantly when a small trail of blood escaped one of Rei's nostrils to coast down her face. She answered them. "I just had the functional differences in boys and girls explained to me by my commander." The three friends took counsel together a small way off. "Sick, she *can't* be falling in love with her brother!" A cute girl tossed a look in said brother's direction, watching him lithely perform on the gymnastics equipment. "Um, I hate to tell you this, but *I* would, in her place." No one disagreed with the girl. "This is bad. We've got to set her on the right path!" "Yes!" One vigorously agreed with the former. "By getting him first!" Vigorous agreement came on three sides. Sylia stood in the midst of their vastly reworked classroom, beside bulky simulator-style, pod-like devices, each with an open hatch and a couch inside. The desks had been all pushed back to the rest of the floor space to make room. She gestured to one and told the class their introduction. "These are first generation implanted learning capsules, each of them capable of bestowing an equivalent to a college education in a specific field of study. Today they are set for athletics, dance and martial arts in a combined overview package..." Everybody stared at the slam of the door to see Toji, looking despondent and miserable, returned to class at last. "You may take your seat." Sylia nodded to him politely. "The class representative will inform you of changes to the regimen and course work since you have been gone." Toji just stared at her, giving no indication of respect at all. "Who are you? And where is our regular teacher?" Sylia merely smiled more knowingly. "The former teacher of this class is probably busy exploring the seafloor of what *used* to be Amsterdam. He has received a research grant and is busy in that field. I am your new instructor, Dr Sylia Stingray. Now you may be seated." Knowing that he wasn't up against some mere substitute, Toji sulked off to his seat. He no sooner got there than Kensuke was whispering about the changes and why they'd had them. He'd gotten no further than the third sentence when Toji sprang out of his seat shouting. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE GOT THE ROBOT PILOT IN OUR CLASS!!?!" Jared coughed into his hand, having expected this. "Ah, that would be me, actually." Toji charged at him, knocking aside spare desks in his progress. A fist came down which the redhead casually dodged, then asked. "Care to tell me what this is all about?" Rubbing his fist (which had struck the wood desk) the enraged student shouted. "You killed my father!!" "Fine, want to kill mine?" Jared dodged another fist. "Huh?" Toji stopped in his tracks, having been momentarily shaken out of his anger. Jared looked away, hands clasped calmly behind his back. "You have an honorable and a loving father who is dead. Mine was Gendo Ikari. Would you *really* want to trade?" Toji backed up a step. Even as grieved as he'd been he'd heard about *that* scandal. Then his face grew flat and tightened his hands into fists. "Yeah, like father like son, I guess. How..." He flew back thirty feet, sprawling desks in his almost lateral backward progress until he hit the far wall and slumped down, blood dripping freely from his nose. Jared lowered the foot he'd used to kick him, appearing *mad!* "Mr Toji, I kill things for a living. I am very good at it. In fact my *being* good at it is often the only thing standing for the survival of the human race. I didn't seek your home out of spite. I DIDN'T cause your father to take those sleeping pills so he missed the alarm to evacuate. I can no more stop causing avalanches in that giant robot than you can prevent causing loose sand to move when you run on it. I feel deep regret that your family has suffered, but nothing that I did was meant to cause that any more than your breathing in and out right now is a hostile act toward me. If I *didn't* fight then every man, woman and child on this planet would probably be dead, along with all of their cattle, their sheep, their pets, their fish and their dogs. All of them could be gone for good if there were another impact like the last one." The redhead paused to look at the stunned student. "So I appreciate your grief. But if you can think of anything that I might have done differently, let me know. I'd like to hear it." The pilot of Thunder Knight straightened his desk and sat in it. "In any case, the insult I *won't* put up with is a comparison to Gendo Ikari. I'd abandoned that family and that family name long before you even knew about it. I brought it up as an illustration that pain can be far worse than what *you've* had to go through. And the struggles to get a new clan to take me were worse than anything you're going through right now. Sorry, but life can suck worse than to lose your pop." His eyes went straight ahead. Toji had no idea what to say. Sylia cleared her throat. "If I may continue?" She asked in her best teacher voice, which was pretty good, actually. "The learning capsules have been programed in a general course in physical and related athletic skills, worth a college degree, but not true mastery of any of them. The data can be implanted in about an hour to two hours, but it will require at least a week before your brains can fully process the information and assimilate it. From that point you can continue to refine the knowledge on your own and add to it, just as if it were learned the normal way. We'll also be giving you the second skill implant at that time, which will be your standard educational courses." Hikari, the class rep, raised her hand. "Excuse me, teacher. Why don't we get the educational knowledge downloaded into us first?" Sylia remained enigmatic and diverted the question. "Dr Saotome?" Jared stood up. "It was a question of priorities, really. Whether you have the school knowledge now or several months from now makes no difference as far as graduation, and none of you guys have jobs. Lack of immediate requirements made it a lower priority than the athletics, where the sooner you begin to develop your bodies, the stronger, faster, and more agile they will grow. There was also the small matter of my own training, where equals to race against or challenge me could spur my own development to higher levels, with the potential benefit of higher performance leading to us all having a better chance of surviving this war." "Oh." Hikari said, round-eyed. "Are there any potential dangers to this?" Kensuke asked under his raised hand. Jared looked back at Sylia. "Dr Stingray?" She watched him sit down, then instructed the class. "Several actually, though we have done what we can to minimize them. The equipment is reliable, but we can't ignore the chance that some spy agency will get the idea to program you to be obedient agents. Since secrets are their business we would never know if they intended such a thing or not, so our precautions have to act on the assumption that they would. Toward defusing that, we have constructed these from base parts, smelted and fabricated at our own factory with the best quality assurance and security money can buy." ~And better than that, actually, as our boomers guards are an unknown quantity to our enemies and cannot be bribed.~ "Further, we isolated them completely from all outside influences. They cannot be communicated with through radio or other signals, are insulated from interference and have their own internal power. All of which means a foe would have to physically access the machines in order to tamper with them, and they are under armed guard 24 hours a day." She paused to look at the wide-eyed class, then sat down on the top of her desk. "We have taken the matter very seriously because of the risk involved. But if any of you wish to withdraw to a normal class you may do so rather than undergo this rather unorthodox training." Some of the class squirmed, but no one did anything. The teacher became very reassuring. "Don't worry, there's no risk of that happening. It would require a global conspiracy to have the resources to hack this technology." ~And because we know that's what we're up against, we have taken the precaution of setting up this dummy equipment, which according to Jay-chan's suggestion is all perfectly useless. A very small medical probe that will be taped on to 'monitor' all of you during the procedure will actually be accomplishing the implant. Since it shares no parts nor programming with the large, bulky machines that will be our enemies' targets, you should be fine, especially as the conspirators know nothing of this technology.~ Jared met Sylia's eyes, and they shared as if by telepathy. ~There's no way to hide the fact that we're using technology that doesn't exist here. The enemy will know something is up. Let's only hope and pray that our diversion works in throwing them off.~ "This is most disturbing." A large holographic monolith marked '03' commented. "We appear to have lost control. The Marduke Institute is acting independently. We may have to purge it." '05' answered the first. "I disagree." Mentioned a block labeled '08'. "We've done a check of their mainframe and discovered instructions commanding them to do this, delivered in the same way that we sent ours, anonymous security intrusion." Nothing was said for several seconds. "So they are following orders?" Two protested. "Yes, just not ours. It would be interesting to know where they came from." said Six. "I suspect Gendo. He's the one that betrayed us." Five replied. "Distinctly possible. However, why hasn't Number Four joined us?" Chairman Keele spoke, overriding that inquiry. "He no longer concerns us, and will be replaced in short order. Do we have the technology the Marduke is using?" Everyone politely said nothing about the comment on Number Four, a certain death sentence had been given if the man wasn't already dead. Number Eight answered the latter question without skipping a beat. "It was not on their mainframe, only a note that the details would be hand-delivered, and not to put it on any computer." Statements moved so swiftly from there it was difficult to say who said what. "An obvious attempt to keep it away from us. Whoever gave those instructions had to know we would be interested to make such an obstructive attempt." "I find myself interested that whoever it was had the knowhow and the resources to put this into operation, not to mention how they seem to have duplicated our methods and predicted our own next move." "It is simply impossible that technology of this level could have developed without our being aware of it, independent of the resources we control." "There aren't supposed to be any secrets from us. We own the UN, every national government, the spy agencies and the militaries, not to mention all of the private industries worth owning and several major religions. It isn't likely that a hillbilly thought up anything so ground-breaking, and implemented it in his garage." "Especially not sending it through our own secure methods to an agency we control." "Yet anything larger than a single eccentric genius working in secret is either owned directly by ourselves, our companies, or the agencies that we control. That this escaped our attention until it was already implemented hints of something." Betrayal, though nobody said it. "Someone was disguising this for it to reach this far unnoticed." Okay, somebody said it. "Possibly Gendo, he's had unlimited resources for some years now, and access to leading thinkers and technologies, with the ability to keep things secret, though we did not imagine to this extent." "What could he hope to gain, I wonder?" "Order his termination. We ought to have destroyed him for that book he published. It... complicated things." Keele went on without lessening his scowl. "Send backup agents to assist Kaji, it seems we will have more work there than one man can do." "I have... uncovered a problem," came the whiny voice of Six. "What is it *now*?" growled Chairman Keele, he hadn't seen so many of his strings being cut since the days when he'd cursed the Savior of Mankind. "There are indications that Gendo's fleeing was planned in advance. I have been unable to determine if this was due to his planning for all contingencies, or if..." Six's voice trailed off as if he didn't want to contemplate the thought. "If he actually intended these events to transpire," finished Three. "Could it be he has contact with one of THEM?" "THEY are gone, finished. The last of the those were hunted down a century ago." Keele sneered. THEY couldn't possibly have survived, he had made sure of it. Still, if they had... "Impossible. If they were still active, then they have their own agenda and would have been keeping their survival secret from us for over a hundred years." "God has been known to reactivate them." "Considering what THEY were capable of, and how they were hunted, IF any were to have survived they would have to have kept hidden, and could have spent a century just recovering from the devastation." Three pointed out, sounding uncomfortable. "Nonsense," said Keele. "It was for the purpose of destroying them that we gained control of mass religion and stamped out true faith. God cannot perform miracles without faith to precede them. He cannot have called another prophet." "Of course," seconded Six. "Couldn't possibly be," agreed Five. There was an uncomfortable silence before the obelisks faded, leaving Keele alone. The old man's head slowly rose. "I sense a presence. One I have not felt in..." Keele turned without another word to exit the building. A dragonfly detached itself from the wall, sped into an air duct, passed through a tiny hole, entering a maze of fissures, and finally flew out into the mountains. After a brief trip, it landed on a girl's open palm. The girl placed the little dragonfly on a device the size of a laptop computer and clicked a couple of switches. "This is most disturbing," said a tinny voice from the laptop's speakers as the recording was played back. The sexaroid listened, recorded, encoded, and sent the data to Sylia. She'd know what to do with it. The nurse bent over Yui, removing connectors and biomed monitors so the young girl could sleep more peaceably. Her condition had changed over an hour ago, from a coma to ordinary sleep, and they expected her to wake up normally. Behind the nurse's back, very carefully timed, the door silently swished open and admitted a dark man with a gun in his right hand. The silenced pistol spoke once, not even audible outside of the small room, and the back of the nurse's dress acquired a hole, driving the woman's body down across the bed, over her patient. Gendo held the smoking sidearm and fought the urge to laugh. He loved killing, most especially women, and as the head of a prestigious organization he'd had to restrain himself else his activities would be discovered and poison his position - a condition that no longer existed, removing that small restraint. Still holding the pistol in one gloved hand, the black and rotten-souled villain crossed over to the bedside, reaching out with one hand intending to yank the body away from the top of his beloved (as much as that servant of evil could love anything) wife. As his hand fell on her shoulder the nurse's arm came up and trapped it. Whipping around she lashed out with a concealed knife and the madman's arm fell severed to the floor as he staggered back in astonishment. The nurse tore out of her skin, shredding free of it as she reverted to form as a C-class military combat boomer, complete with heavy armor and armaments. Plates on her arms, chest and head opened up as she readied a heat laser, a tactical mistake as with that delay Gendo simply fled the room and her main weapon only melted the doorway behind him. Vents on her calves and back opened up and the revealed combat boomer sped off after the fleeing criminal. Behind her, in Yui's room, a small closet opened and another guard and nursing boomer stepped out to perform her duties, waiting behind a curtain for a decent interval in case the quarry circled back to attempt to enter the 'unguarded' room. No such luck, Gendo got away that day. His knowledge of secret passages and the defenses of NERV allowing him to evade his pursuit in spite of bleeding profusely from a severed limb. A van pulled up at the Skylord Mansion, disgorging uniformed hospital staff and a very weak Yui Ikari, being helped into the house where the occupants stood ready to greet her. "Good to see you, miss Ikari." Ritsuko bowed to her. "Welcome, mother." Rei bowed also. "Hi!" Jared caroled. "Oh! I'm *so* lad to finally meet you!" Misato barreled into the young girl and held her consumed in a gigantic hug. "Your son has been exposing all sorts of problems and helping us out in ways that are just impossible to describe! We all owe our lives to him. You should be proud." The fair haired Yui returned Misato's hug a little hesitantly. "Of course." She sighed, looked around the captain to regard Jared. "But I'm afraid I have a secret to reveal. I am not Jared's mother." The tableau froze instantly. Yui sighed, ducked her head and continued. "Being in that Eva for so long, the only things I could think on were my regrets, and chief of those were that I never told Jared the truth. You see, my birth son was named Shinji, but he was born without a spine and lived only a few minutes." Yui refused to look up at them. "Gendo had my son switched with his brother's child, born the same day, and covered it up." Ritsuko was blinking. her mother had probably been involved in that. "So that would mean, with the marriage dissolved..." she concluded, looking between Yui and Jared. "That you two are not related at all." Jared had frozen into a solid block of ice at the astonishment. "Well," Rei blinked. "It turns out his mysterious past has caught up with him." Jared's block of ice fell over, leaving him stuck in astonishment on his side. "When he did the DNA trace, he only compared Yui to Rei, never himself." Ritsuko supposed aloud. "He just took his own relationship for granted, which turned out to be a mistake." "This really is starting to sound like some kind of series, maybe a soap opera." The darkhaired Misato posed. Yui gently clasped her hands before her. "So Jared. We're not related, so..." "That would mean I am unrelated to him as well." Rei postulated. "And so..." The ice shattered and Jared ran screaming over the horizon. All of the girls looked at each other. "He'll be back." Misato concluded, folding her arms happily. "If nothing else he'll be unable to resist the next time a battle turns up." "Can I show you to your room?" Ritsuko asked of Yui. The fourteen-year-old gave a glad nod in reply. They walked in the main room and the younger girl saw something on a wall. "Ritsuko? Isn't that you? Why would you pose for a swimsuit calender?" The battle came the next day. For Jared it was a relief when the next dark angel arrived. He knew he'd have to kill it, and he had an idea of how (a basic recreation of the series in this case, as the thing's attack and defense strength was just phenomenal), but he was aiming to get hurt less this time as he was considerably less stupid than Shinji. Or so he hoped, by his track record it wasn't clear so far. The youth stepped out in his third generation plugsuit and ran to join his Thunder Knight, vaguely aware that this alert had come minutes before they were going to try the first tests of Eva Unit Six, or Yui's Muscle Knight as she'd decided to take control over it. He jumped up to the shoulder of his Eva, into the plug, and was inserted. "Initiating primary connections." Maya in the command center calmly proclaimed, going through the routine when suddenly everything went haywire. "Synch ratio has jumped to 400%! We've lost all contact with the pilot!" "What?!?" By now the command crew were getting somewhat used to surprises from this pilot. It was becoming a theme. But nothing had prepared them for this one, as the Thunder Knight just calmed down and settled, reducing power to standby levels. There was no trace of the pilot. "Oh, no." Yui and Ritsuko echoed each other. ~I feel... most peculiar.~ Jared thought. ~Wait a moment. I recognize this dreamscape. Only... that's right, there *wouldn't* be any inhabitant. I saved Yui the other day.~ There came an eternity of thought. ~Great. I'm stuck in the Eva. I wonder if they'll be able to get me out.~ The thought came close on that's heels about the latest attack and that particular bad guy's power level. ~No, I don't think so.~ "What happened to him!!?" Misato shouted, for once missing the presence of a cooling influence in the presence of the commander. She squashed that thought. He'd never been any help anyway. Ritsuko deferred to Yui, who was checking monitors while she spoke. "The Eva unit has absorbed him, taken his soul for it's own." "WHAT!!" Hair stood up from every head in that center. ~I've been taken out of this fight.~ Some long pondering followed that realization. ~If an empty Eva soaks up whoever gets into it, then Yui can't use her Knight without the same thing happening to her. That leaves Rei and Frost Knight. They're sadly incapable of taking this bad guy on alone.~ There came a drawn out mental sigh. ~Well, I guess it's time to break some more rules then.~ Three technical staffers for Nerv were standing in a hallway gathered around a drink machine when one of them heard a clank and all three turned around to look at something sneaking along behind them that made their faces pale. "Well, I suppose tiptoeing is out of the question?" It asked. The girl among them opened her mouth and shrieked. Both the guys let their drink cans fall to the ground in shock. It waved. "Shhh! None of you notice me. Just go about what you were doing." The trio fainted. "Well, good enough, I suppose." The mysterious figure went on. Without a steadying influence, the command center had quickly dissolved into horror. It wasn't that Gendo had been particularly *good* about organizing things. It was just having a central authority to keep some kind of direction going had gone missing. That, and Misato was finding being in the dark about critical things until they were already emergencies was a habit she wanted her friends to break, and was telling them so loudly. Thus it was that nobody noticed the outcome of certain monitors until a shriek split up the commotion in the room. All the attention was drawn to the Evangelion Unit One standing in door to the the human-sized command area. With some negotiating to fit its shoulders through, the seven foot tall Thunder Knight stepped inside, worked its mouth for a few seconds, then began to speak without opening its jaw. "Misato, status report on the dark angel." It was horribly creepy, but the command was so familiar she was looking at the monitor before she'd realized what she was doing. "It's taken position over Tokyo-3, and has deployed some kind of enhanced drill..." She trailed off and her hair stood on end when she realized that she'd just answered an Eva unit that talked. Maya was a bit more calm about things, partially because Ritsuko was blocking her view. "Estimate it will penetrate the Geofront in eleven hours, thirty four minutes, just after midnight tonight." Having other people act professionally was calming a few nerves, but the Eva unit standing among them was fraying a few more. It climbed up to the command chair, settling itself down. Again, it spoke without moving its mouth. "Yui, Thunder Knight has absorbed me, yet I remain in control. I suspect it is a side effect of my having circumvented most of their controls, but I think you might want to rethink some of this technology." The humanoid Knight sighed introspectively. "Right now I really ought to be rescued by the resident Brilliant Scientist of the series. Of course, we're lacking one in our group of heroes, so next we'd go for one in the support group or, failing that, they've got to go find one. Trouble is, none of you are UP to any of that. So I've got to arrange my own." "But... what about?" Ritsuko pointed a finger at herself. "Well, no. Meaning no offense, but you're a Recovering Evil Henchwoman. There's lots of good reasons for you to be around, telling us about enemy secrets and whatnot, but we're not allowed to trust you fully until you come to your senses and risk yourself for us in a deep, emotional moment where you rise beyond what's asked and fling yourself selflessly into danger on our behalf." Misato found herself nodding in agreement almost against her will. Yui was almost looking hurt. "But... there's *me*, isn't there? I would've done my best to save you. Really, I would." "I know that. But you're our Hero Thought Lost, and someone's due to kidnap you any minute now, I'm *sure* of it! As for the rest of you... *sigh!* You know if I could have counted on you to perform up to spec none of this silly walking around when I ought to be helpless would be necessary! You'd go and save Yui and then she'd rise above all of her previous challenges to come up with the secret for saving me in the nick of time and all would be well - After a mighty fight scene where we utterly tromp the bad guy." "How did you get your Knight down to this size?" Ritsuko asked, professional calm be laughed at, she'd already HAD her world destroyed. This was almost restorative in its absurdity. Yui also gave a nod, backing up the same question. She knew the dangers of shrinking those things. Thunder Knight responded, shaking its head. "There's still so much that you just don't know about these Knight units. The AT field is a wild card, it can be used to accomplish just about anything. Currently I am dividing mine between three functions; operating myself, having a localized warp space around me so that, although I remain a couple hundred feet high, I interact with this world as though only human scale, and a third I'm using for incidentals. Things like flying because I can no longer handle stairs, or the broadcast thought patterns I'm using to communicate with you. Something about the coordination is *very* different from piloting this." Well, the boy sounded sane, relatively speaking of course, and still in control. That was reassuring. The *problem* was still freaky, but it was something. The Knight was tapping away at a keyboard. "The problem with an AT field is a simple matter of energy distribution. Splitting them three ways gives each one less power, and so in a contest between, say for example, Knights and Dark Angels, if both are equal strength and one has to be doing more work than the other with its AT field then the one that has its power more concentrated is going to win. Imagine an example of a Knight having to fight in an environment that was difficult for him but native for the dark angel, if you want a good test case." "I see." Misato whispered. "But if a Dark Angel were to be forced to defend against simultaneous attacks..." "It would split its AT field to cover them and each defense would be weaker. But that covers only a small part of our problem. What you don't have any inkling of is the elemental crystals. They are specialized, independent power wells. More powerful, because they are more tightly focused, but less flexible as well. An AT field can be adapted to just about any need, but as any gambler will tell you, a wildcard is not a whole hand. The crystals are those other cards, and as they are independent with their own source of power, a creature with an AT field and a crystal can use one to do one thing and the other to do another with no loss of power between them. Then there is the regular energy of the Knight unit itself, which you *still* haven't learned to distinguish as separate because in normal Muscle Knights all of that power flows through their AT field, because it's got nothing else to flow into." Thunder Knight blinked and seemed amazed that it was able to do so. "That leads to a situation where the equation becomes very complicated. With a Lightning crystal I could have a thunder spear in one hand without any cost, and use the AT field to fly, then throw all my Knight's reserve energy behind either one, the lightning spear to attack or the AT field to fly out of range of a strike. It becomes tactical decisions that dictate where that power goes. And you can't afford to waste it because the reserve energy gets used up and needs rest to recover itself. You can only use it in great emergencies anyway." The Knight looked up from its awkward typing. "I believe that our evil friend up there on the surface is outfitted with a crystal. It's something I've suspected about our enemy for quite some time. They prefer to remain tightly focused while we gain *our* crystals primarily by defeating and absorbing them and theirs. So far it has duplicated abilities they've shown very predictably." "What kind of crystal do you think that it has?" Misato asked him bravely, feeling it was her job and being reassured slightly by the calm familiarity of his voice, even though it came from what was looking (the scale making things seem unfamiliar) like a white armored madman. "Force fields would be my best bet. Which constitutes a problem, as an AT field that is generating a defense can be broken through by an AT field used against it. But if a crystal is doing something, it will have a slight edge over an AT field attempting the same thing, the same as a dedicated, specialized tool is going to be more efficient at its task than a general purpose one. A crystal that is generating a defense is going to be proof against an AT field directly opposing it. The crystal is going to win in any such contest. And unfortunately our AT fields are the best we have." "What about throwing in that reserve power you mentioned?" Misato demanded. "Misato, that's never something you can plan on. It's unpredictable at best, highly erratic or more often unavailable most of the rest of the time." The Knight warned. Several of the bridge crew turned white. "Oh." Yui addressed the Knight. "So how are you going to beat that thing?" Thunder Knight was incapable of facial expression, but its body language displayed concentration. Leaning back in the command chair, it held up one finger. "First, I cannot, in my present state, fight for much of anything. As I said I'm using up a third of my wild card just to operate. I'd have to drive myself into a full berserk fury in order to make up for that lack and still overcome another AT field. This is worse than a mere AT field and I don't feel much like driving myself into a fury." Another finger was raised. "That leads us to Second. We've got two knights we *cannot* use, and only one we can. That's a losing proposition, we need all of them. Besides, it would be dramatically appropriate." Little sweatdrops were sent out everywhere. Ritsuko turned from absorbing all of this to face Yui. "What do you think? Can you free him and make your own Knight operational?" The fourteen year old shrugged sorrowfully. "It's inherent to the design. They'll grab the soul out of the first person that tries to pilot them." A chime binged from the command console. Thunder Knight bent down to receive whatever message it was, then seemed to sit a little straighter. With awkward fingers, the bulky Knight transferred part of that message to the general screen and deleted the rest. All the officers blinked as detailed instructions appeared on the command bridge main displays and continued to roll past, complete with some schematics. The armored head came to focus on the crew. "Implement this." Then turned and walked out of the room. "Hey! Where are you going?" Aoba called. The Knight turned partially back. "What? Me? I'm off to go dormant for no explained reason so the rest of you can get on with rescuing me. TRY not to make any errors this time, okay? I mean we've got fans! You can't disappoint them!" Then it was gone. Misato turned to face Ritsuko. "That was probably the oddest experience I've ever had in my life." The doctor had to agree. "True, I think it ranks up there among mine as well. Let's hope things get a little quieter in the future." Misato snarled playfully, grouching as an aside. "They've been going the other way so far." Yui had climbed up on the command console, and using methods best left unsaid retrieved the portion of the data file that Jared in his shrunken Thunder Knight had erased. As she was projecting this on a screen, the entire bridge crew got to see an image of what looked to be about a twelve or thirteen year old girl bearing an *amazing* shock of red hair and waving playfully. "Hey there!" The recorded girl giggled. "It's been a while hasn't it? It always seems that children only call home when they're in trouble, doesn't it? Still, getting caught in a soul-absorbing giant robot *is* kinda a predicament. What seems to me the basic problem is those scientists were trying to add their pilot to the technology rather than the other way around. You can fix that, but it'll take a bit of work. I'll send the schematic alterations to the design sequences over immediately. I hate to use a cliche but you might be best served by reversing the polarity of the phase pulse in your neural synoptic interface generator. That outta do for now. I'll use those designs you sent to work on a more permanent solution to send on a little later. But in exchange you'll have to come visit us!" The redhaired girl taunted joyfully. "Rose is being her usual self but Sasami, Ayeka, Ryoko and I really miss you. You were as much fun to play with as Tenchi! And an even *better* Guinea Pig!" The diminutive redhead on the screen flexed her minuscule muscles. "I'll get right to work, as we can't have an armored robot coming over. It'd ruin *all* of Katsuhito's careful and loving work to have it stomping on a garden. Not to mention being a real waste if that world got destroyed. So much beachfront property, too." She stuck her tongue out at the camera, pulled down an eyelid, then waved merrily. "This is The Greatest Scientific Genius In The Universe, signing off!" The child caroled in a melodious and carefree voice. Misato had sweatdropped until her hair was wet. With a strange smirk she said. "I think I've got another candidate for my list of weird experiences." Ritsuko was shaking her head "I find it hard to believe that a youngster could analyze and propose a workable solution to our problem in what had to be less than three minutes. She couldn't have had that email on her end for any longer than that, and the problem she was replying to was very specific. So unless what is happening now was staged..." "It must be." Maya had been looking over the diagrams. "This is far too detailed work and should have taken hours." She, too, was shaking her head. "Unless she really was the greatest genius in the universe, that is." Hyuga coughed into his fist. Aoba cleared his throat. "I believe what those two are trying to say is she might be, considering Jared's gift for bringing up strange coincidences. Do we have anything else?" Maya translated on their behalf. A great number of people stood there staring at each other. Yui stared at the bridge techs, then sighed, surrendering. She had been looking over the designs, too. After completing a heartfelt exasperated exhale of breath, the diminutive doctor addressed the two ladies who were in control. "Unfortunately, this is the closest I can guess to correct. I'd never had a solution to this problem before, as you might've guessed since I *was* the first one caught in it. If I had a month or a few years I could check this." She shrugged. "But the theories rely on things I'd never postulated before. It would be worth a doctorate just to fully understand some of them. One thing IS for sure, it's not a cheap fake." Misato, woman of action, rounded and faced the main screen, clenching a fist. "Well, we have less than twelve hours to reactivate Thunder Knight, rescue Sky Lord, ready our remaining Muscle Knight for combat and prepare *and* execute a plan of battle to eliminate this dark angel!" Hyuga leaned over and whispered to Aoba. "I TOLD you we were in a sentai series." The latter tech just nodded.